Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
A book just fell on my head.
What is the color of the wind?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?