What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's the scariest letter?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do horses reside?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's the politest month?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.