Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How do you make antifreeze?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What type of car do planets buy?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?