What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?