What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?