What is a spider's favorite book?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do you get straight A's?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a horse's favorite car?