Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
Why was the spider so smart?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do little fish love to play with?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?