Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
When should you start writing a book?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?