Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What school subject really rocks?
Which fly makes films?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?