Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why is summer always sad?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?