Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
When should you start writing a book?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's a forklift?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What makes music in your hair?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?