Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Where do birds go to drink?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?