Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why do bees gossip?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?