Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do cows go to New York?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?