What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?