What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?