What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Zebra® Cakes.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why are stones so good at music?