What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
How does NASA organize a company party?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's E.T. short for?
What is another name for a cow?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?