When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?