What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What animal loves Indian food?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What animal has the most fun?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?