What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Where was Noah born?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What sport are eggs the best at?