What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What was the first animal in space?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What siblings are always sad?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?