How do you make a cow float?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How can you make 7 even?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?