What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?