Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How long do chickens work?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?