Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?