What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the bread do on vacation?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What car always breaks the rules?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.