What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Ghoulie!
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do you wash a lamb?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call an old snowman?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of bird can write?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What is sand's favorite movie?