What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do fish do at parades?