What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why do trees try new things so often?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's the slowest 5k?