What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Purritos.
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What birds always travel in twos?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?