Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why are cause and effect so close?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?