Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What is the wealthiest fish?
