Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?