What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
When do cows get tired?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why are cars magic?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a hairless poodle?