How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?