Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Mer-maids!
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What nationality are most fish?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why are baseball games at night?