What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What insect runs away from everything?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
We had a discussion about roses.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?