What do stars celebrate in December?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the turkey cross the road?