My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What time of day was Adam created?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's the richest basketball team?