What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which plant has the best roar?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?