What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do insects learn at school?