Why did the goal post get angry?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?