What is a plant's favorite college course?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?