What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call hiking college students?
How do locomotives know where to go?