Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?