Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
The Westminster Tabby!
Why is the beach so confident?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?