Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which is the worst season?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the body of water think so much?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?