Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
How does a witch play loud music?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?