Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
The Westminster Tabby!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How do horses navigate at night?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which computer won the talent show?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What animal knows kung fu?