What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Bluegrass.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is the color of the wind?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why was the horse so happy?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why are turtles so shy?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?