What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do mice need oiling?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?