What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do naked fish play with?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?