What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?