What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Sit down and look comfortable.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Board Game With A Twist
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?