Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's the most determined bird?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?