Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?