Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?