What do fish use for glasses?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?