What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Pickleball.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What season begins with a thud?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?