Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
A doctopus.
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which president loved to take baths?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?