Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?