What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Easter eggs.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How do hurricanes see?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Which is the worst season?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Which dog loves to rob banks?