Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do insects learn at school?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call the dog magician?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why are all priests fit?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?