What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is a tire's stance on economics?