Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?