How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
They were three wise men!
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why was the mime upset?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.