What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?