How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
They were three wise men!
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why are skeletons so calm?