Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?