Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?