Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How can you make 7 even?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?