What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's a priest's favorite food?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?