What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What game do bats excel at?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?