Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?