What kind of books do boats write?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?