Why are cowboys always religious?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?