What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?