Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call a short cow?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Two silkworms got in a fight.