What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's the most masculine animal?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do cats love to work?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you eat on July 5th?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why are fish such good architects?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?