What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?