What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What animal has the most fun?
How do bees get to school?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?