What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why is summer always sad?