What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What do you call a greedy elf?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did summer say to spring?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?