What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?