What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you eat on July 5th?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?