How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which singer could always break a five?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How long will dinner be?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?