Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's the scariest letter?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?