Why are bankers so good at American politics?
It's a system of checks and balances!
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What day do hands always go to church?
What sports are both plant-based?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What animal likes to party the most?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?