What animal likes to party the most?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What animal floats best?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?