Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do cats love to work?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?