Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What nationality are most fish?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How did groundhogs get their name?