Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Did you know that felines don't bite?