Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which dogs love to study science?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Which insect makes the best father?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?