What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Which dogs love to study science?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?