Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What color are all the books in the library?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How do billboards talk?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do frogs drink in the winter?