What did the bicycle call its dad?
What sport are eggs the best at?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a pig thief?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What part of a fish weighs the most?