Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do Scottish toads play?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Who invented fractions?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?