What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a father's favorite flower?