My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where do stars go to college?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?