Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which fly makes films?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?