How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What time of day was Adam created?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a small mom?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How does a penguin build its house?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?