What says: oom oom oom?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's the politest month?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is the best Christmas present ever?