What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
How does a cow do math?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What is the coolest country?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Did you know about April 1st?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?