What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do cows always skip gym class?