What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How did the vampire start his letter?