What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?