What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What shape is bad at driving?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How do billboards talk?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Which baseball player do fish root for?