What's the holiest insect?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why do cats love to work?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's the opposite of irony?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?