What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Did you know about April 1st?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?