Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What are baby potatoes called?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
When do flowers get their workout in?