Where do pigs love to take naps?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?