How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?